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Lil' Johnny
Autor: Cobain (Občasný) - publikováno 29.10.2000 (00:36:19), v časopise 29.10.2000
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th Grade
class one day. It was a large assignment, so she started writing
high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one
of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's
so funny Pat?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom," she yelled. "I don't want to see you
for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had
forgotten to title the assignment, she reached to the very top of
the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from
another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so
funny Billy?"
"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the
punishment was more severe. "I don't want to see you for three
weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she dropped the eraser when she
turned around again. So she bent over to pick it up. This time
there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She
quickly turned to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asked.
"Well teacher, based on what I just saw, my school days are
over!"
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